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• Did you hear about the old gentleman who had a massive stroke -- it is what made him popular at Sun City orgies.
• He has done like Orbaneja, the painter of Ubeda, who, being asked what he painted, answered, "As it may hi
  and when he had scrawled out a misshapen cock, was forced to write underneath, in Gothic letters, "This is a cock....
• What makes a man think he's so great -He has a bellybutton that won't work.
  -He has tits that won't give milk. -He has a cock that won't crow....
• Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine? Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
• No sooner had Edger Allen Poe Finished his old Raven, then he started his Old Crow.
• Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
• It's like a beer commercial. -- Crow T. Robot.
• He who says what he likes will hear what he does not like. English Proverb
• Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.