Doctor: Only Duff fills your "Q zone" with pure beer goodness.
[the letters G-O-O-D-N-E-S-S tumble down into the
"stomach."]
[the commercial cuts to a shot of the doctor]
So drink up -- and up -- and up!
[the cartoon doctor literally takes off, like a rocket]
Announcer: Duff Brewery -- proud sponsors of Amos and Andy!
-- A Duff Beer commercial from the 1950's, "Duffless"
[the letters G-O-O-D-N-E-S-S tumble down into the
"stomach."]
[the commercial cuts to a shot of the doctor]
So drink up -- and up -- and up!
[the cartoon doctor literally takes off, like a rocket]
Announcer: Duff Brewery -- proud sponsors of Amos and Andy!
-- A Duff Beer commercial from the 1950's, "Duffless"
Related:
- The man never drank a Duff in his life.
-- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle... - Nixon: Well I would suggest, Mr. Vancouver, that if you knew the
President that, that was just a facetious remark.
Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor. Kennedy... - Women: Down with sexism! Down with sexism!
Man 1
Look at all those feminists. Man 2: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?... - Beer-O-Meter [E\........F] ... Time for a commercial.
- Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a
refreshing drink from hops and barley.
[drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.... - Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem.
[finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that
wonderful Duff]
Marge
[reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?... - TV Announcer: Loaf-time, the cable network for the unemployed, will be
back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
Duff Beer commercial: Unemployed? Out of work? Sober?... - Here we have, Duff, Duff Light, and our newest flavor, Duff Dry.
- Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the
Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
