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• I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.
• I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Candida, Act III...
• Praise is like champagne; it should be served while it is still bubbling.
• Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne
  knowing him was like drinking it. -- Winston Churchill...
• As a matter of fact, I like beer.
• It's like a beer commercial. -- Crow T. Robot.
• My life is like a beer commercial.
• BEERWARE: If you like it, buy yourself a beer.
• Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer!