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• Always obey your superiors--if you have any. -- Mark Twai
• When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
  -- Mark Twai...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Be good and you will be lonesome. -- Mark Twai
• Simple rules for saving money: to save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count forty.
  To save three-quarters, count sixty. To save it all, count sixty- five. -- Mark Twai...
• If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun. -- Katherine Hepbu
• Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Cultivate vices when you are young, and when you are old they will not forsake you.
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....