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• One of the inadequate preparations being young allows is that you are not prepared for the time when you will be old.
• Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
• You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
  -- Jeanne Phillip...
• When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
  -- Mark Twai...
• When I was a young newspaperman, an old, gray- haired sportswriter named Harry Grayson said to me
  Always remember: when you freeload, bitch. You maintain dignity." -- Ira Berkow...
• Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• The more you cultivate people the more you turn up clods.
• Advise to a young lawyer: When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.