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  Unfortunately, my girlfriend has silicone implants. So I use non-dairy topping. -- Jeff Shaw...
• Others abide our question. Thou art free. We ask and ask.
  Thou smilest and art still, Out-topping knowledge. -- Matthew Arnold (1822-1888) -- Shakespeare...
• Wiggum: Hah! And to think those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill!
  Homer: It's solid waste...I could kiss you! [kisses it] Ew....
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  Katie and I bought this tub of Multi-Whip instead of real whip cream because we thought petroleum distillate whip topping seemed like the sort of food that air force wives stationed in Pensacola back in the early sixties would feed their husbands to celebrate a career promotion....
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  I replied, "I had my eggs over easy this morning too....
• Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
  Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!...
• Skinner: I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart.
  They'll make a pizza pie with the topping of your choice!...