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• It's a hockey stick. I always carry one for emergencies.
• It's a crowbar. I always carry one for emergencies.
• And some other's that i saw on some e-mail chain letter deal.
  hese highlight the similarities between the king and jesus. -- Elvi...
• Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
• Never shake hands with the operator of a chain saw when he is working.
• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to shave with a chain-saw.
• The pen is mightier than the sword--so, in these dangerous times, I always carry a pen.
  -- Ashleigh Brillia...
• I nearly saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
• Then one night I saw the light and now there is nothing more to see.