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• It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
• It's a hockey stick. I always carry one for emergencies.
• The crowbar has landed on your foot and injured you.
  You won't be able able to carry as much stuff as before....
• The pen is mightier than the sword--so, in these dangerous times, I always carry a pen.
  -- Ashleigh Brillia...
• There is an iron crowbar here.
• Keep a clear head and always carry a lightbulb.
• You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
  That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...
• Marge: Bart, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying.
  -- Motherly chastisement, "The PTA Disband...
• I carry the dust of a journey... -- ELP