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• It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
• Never shake hands with the operator of a chain saw when he is working.
• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to shave with a chain-saw.
• And some other's that i saw on some e-mail chain letter deal.
  hese highlight the similarities between the king and jesus. -- Elvi...
• Greetings from Play, Tex.
• Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture
• The Great Movie Posters: SEE rebel guerrillas torn apart by trucks!
  SEE corpses cut to pieces and fed to dogs and vultures!...
• TeX is Great and Knuth is its Prophet.
• Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.