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• I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
• I saw Jimmy Hoffa. He sat between Elvis and me on the UFO.
• I saw a commercial the other day for cat food. It said, "All natural food for your cat.
  All natural food. But cat food is made out of horsemeat....
• Send some filthy mail.
• It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
• As to Jesus of Nazareth...I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see
  but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to his divinity....
• As to Jesus of Nazareth... I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see
  but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to his divinity....
• I Saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.