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• Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -- Steven Wrigh
• If God dropped acid, would he see people? -- Steven Wrigh
• After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? -- Steven Wrigh
• My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. -- Steven Wrigh
• So, do you live around here often? -- Steven Wrigh
• I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
  So anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
• I was walking down the street and all of a sudden the prescription for my eye-glasses ran out.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
• I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -- Steven Wrigh