22) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" --Dave Barry
Related:
- I thought you said that your dog does not bite! -- It's not my dog.
- My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I
hop into the shower stall.
Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers.... - What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower
stall.
Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers.... - I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing
that people often say about Him
I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God.... - What the hell are you trying to say? -- Any dog looking at its owne
- I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
- Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
do your dirty sinful business.
Ned: Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there .... - High tech is potent, precise, and in the end, unbeatable.
The truth is, it reminds a lot of people of the way I pitch horseshoes....
