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• A consultant is a man who knows fifty marvelous ways to make love, but does not know a women to whom these charms may be applied.
• If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Anton Chekov
• The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "The Philandere...
• In the first days Of my distracting grief, I found myself As women wish to be who love their lords.
  -- John Home (1724-1808) -- Douglas, Act i, Sc. 1...
• I thought only women wore pumps.
• It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole-heartedly without loving all women somewhat.
  I suppose that the converse must be true of women. -- Lazarus Long...
• I see when men love women they give but a little of their lives but women when they love give everything.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Bender: I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much.
  You even love anybody pretending to be him! Angleyne...
• If you wish to know what a man is - give him skates, a stick, & a puck.