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  and he cut off his tail, "that," said he, "the Athenians may have this story to tell of me, and may concern themselves no further with me....
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  -- Balzac...
• Never forget him, especially if he owes you money.
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• Picard: "Do you know what business they might have together?
  Sarek: "No! No, I never knew what Spock was doing....
• When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. -- Lazarus Long
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