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• Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
  -- Balzac...
• Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Balzac
• Always tell him he is handsome, especially if he is not.
• When a man marries a women to educate her, and the women marries the man to reform him, it is not marriage
  it is a sign that two idiots have met....
• When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.
  In Boorioboola-Gha a man is presentable on occasions of ceremony if he have his abdomen painted a bright blue and wear a cow's tail...
• God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. -- Fernand Mery
• Picard: "Do you know what business they might have together?
  Sarek: "No! No, I never knew what Spock was doing....