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• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did....
• IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did....
• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did....
• Picard: "The only benefit to the Klingon Empire...would be our gratitude.
  B'Ijik: "That is what you want me to tell him?!" Picard...
• Always tell him he is handsome, especially if he is not.
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.
  -- Bert Leston Taylor, "The So-Called Human Race", (1922-)...
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• How many sex therapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....