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• Often enough, television is just one vacuum tube watching another.
• If all these sweet young things were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• The following appeared in an article in a magazine for writers.
  "A recent study showed that in describing a typical day's conversation, people make an average of 23 references to watching television and only 1 reference to reading fiction....
• Yesterday I got a ticket just for watching the movie SPEED!
• If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end -- I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
  I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
• This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.
  This was terrible with raisins in it. -- Dorothy Parke...
• The only new show worth watching will be cancelled. -- Jones' Law of TV
• FIGHTING WORDS Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
  Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue -- Still you have my heart to wear....