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• Go get a real estate license. -- Frank Zappa
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned -- I support your right to enjoy it.
  However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture or necrodestination....
• I'm a beautiful guy And you have just walked by And I have gave you the eye But you pretend to be shy I'm a beautiful guy (You know what I mean?
  You know what I mean?) -- Frank Zappa, "I'm a beautiful guy...
• Help! I'm a rock! -- Frank Zappa
• Kill Ugly Radio -- Frank Zappa
• I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white. -- Frank Zappa
• I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Prince
• Lucille has messed my mind up,.. but I STILL love her.. -- Frank Zappa, Joes Garage