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• I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Prince
• Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening. -- Frank Tyge
• Lucille has messed my mind up,.. but I STILL love her.. -- Frank Zappa, Joes Garage
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• And in your dreams you can see yourself As a prophet saving the world The words from your lips I just can't believe you are such A fool.
  -- Frank Zappa, "Oh No"....
• Those things are so carefully constructed that it breaks my heart when people don't dig into them and see all the levels that I put into them.
  -- Frank Zappa, explaining the making of "America Drinks and Goes Home...
• Help! I'm a rock! -- Frank Zappa
• Kill Ugly Radio -- Frank Zappa
• You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
  Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy, finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl....