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• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
  ... 'cause this is a STUPID song... ...AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!...
• Someone has messed up the kernel pointe
• I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Prince
• I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why
  it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind....
• I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
  -- Frank Zappa...