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• The Bible is true this I know, For the Bible tells me so. -- Jordan Henderso
• Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you.
• The bible does not say, "Love thy neighbor, unless he's gay.
• You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time. -- M. Scott Peck
• Only when the Sun starts to orbit the Earth will I accept the Bible. -- Keith M. Rya
• For Computer Programmers who want to read the Bible.
  Yours opens with the first sentence of the first book....
• Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room?
  Why should a man want to read the Bible when he's with a woman alone in a motel room?...
• Problem solving process: ============================= +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work?
  ||-----------+ V YES ============================= NO V +----------+ +---------+ +---------+ | Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you | | mess | +---| anyone |&l...
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....