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• Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me.
  ..?" Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut?...
• The BOOK means BIBLE. So don't swear by the BOOK.
• It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• He's so hypocritical he pirates on-line Bible programs.
• You're so stupid you think Word Perfect is another Bible translation.
• Is it just me, or does anyone else read 'bible humpers' every time someone writes 'bible thumpers?
  ' -- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu...
• Familiarity breeds distraction." "I thought it was 'contempt'." "That's next" -- The Bible Study
• The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemie
  probably because generally they are the same people. -- G.K. Chesterto...
• Quote #600 The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemie
  probably because generally they are the same people. -- G.K. Chesterto...