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  -- Gracie Allenacie Alle...
• If at first you don't succeed, read the book!
• The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
  One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?...
• Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
  [he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to be the first to enter God's good graces?...
• Programmers do it depth-first.
• The first and almost the only Book deserving of universal attention is the Bible.
  -- John Quincy Adams All the good from the Saviour of the world is communicated through this Book...
• Today is the first day of the rest of your sentence.
• First, we'll kill all the programmers...
• Programmers do it right the first time!