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• A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
• When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Caesar and Cleopatra", Act III...
• I was a freethinker before I knew how to think. -- George Bernard Shaw
• The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "The Philandere...
• There is only one sort of genuine Socialism, the democratic sort, by which I mean the organization of society for the benefit of the whole people.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• He who has never hoped can never despair.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Caesar and Cleopatra", Act IV...
• I see little divinity about them or you. You talk to me of Christianity when you are in the act of hanging your enemies.
  Was there ever such blasphemous nonsense!...
• I see little divinity about them or you. You talk to me of Christianity when you are in the act of hanging your enemies.
  Was there ever such blasphemous nonsense! -- George Bernard Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple...
• Life is a disease; and the only difference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...