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• BEERWARE: If it works right the 1st time, buy yourself a beer!
• Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.
  -- Billy Carte...
• You don't buy beer, you just temporarily divert it.
• You don't buy beer, you only rent it for a while.
• Bunker's Admonition: You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
• How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
• If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.
• Well, I hope you had a pleasant inheritance. Did I say 'inheritance'?
  ...I meant 'journey'. Well, if you'd like to help yourself to a legacy....
• Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw _your_ pretzels injuring Whitey Ford!...