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• Is beer like Champagne?
• Wedding-reception food, whether served at tables or presented at a buffet, should be stuff that's easy to throw up, like spaghetti.
  -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• Think! While it is still legal!
• We should close only the military bases that Clinton served on.
• Still from the fount of joy's delicious springs Some bitter o'er the flowers its bubbling venom flings.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto i, Stanza 82...
• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
  -- Phyllis Dille...
• I'm dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde, his last words, while sipping champagne