Gladys: To Marge, I leave my potato chips that resemble celebrities.
They're all here -- Otto von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier,
right down to Jay Leno. These chips were my children,
Marjorie -- take special care of them.
[Homer eats said chips]
Homer: [looking at them] Uh oh.
[continues to eat]
-- Bunker Hill was a worthless battle anyway,
"Selma's Choice"
They're all here -- Otto von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier,
right down to Jay Leno. These chips were my children,
Marjorie -- take special care of them.
[Homer eats said chips]
Homer: [looking at them] Uh oh.
[continues to eat]
-- Bunker Hill was a worthless battle anyway,
"Selma's Choice"
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