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• I'm an incorrigible punster--so don't incorrige me!
• I'm an incorrigible punster, so don't corrige me!
• Wandering Punste
• Whether the authorities be invaders or merely local tyrants, the effect of such [gun control] laws is to place the individual at the mercy of the state, unable to resist.
  -- Robert Anson Heinlein, 1949...
• Smithers, don't feel so bad. After all, that kidney you donated to me really hit the spot.
• Slug-tuned coil. .....
  /__|_____|_____|____/ | | | | | | | | | | _____ \/ \/ \/...
• CAUTION! INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE
• Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think
  and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon....
• O When the lady smiles, You know it drives me wild =`\&l
  Her lips are warm and resourcefull, (=)/(=) When the lady smiles, I cannot resist her call And as a matter of fact, I don't resist at all....