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• Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name? Smithe
  Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's the son of Homer Simpson, sir....
• You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
  -- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
• Smithers, I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!
  -- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Burns: [weakly] Smithers, I'm not going to make it.
  I want to dictate my epitaph. Smithe...
• Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
  You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand....
• I can't believe you guys. There's a human being out there with millions of dollars who needs our help.
  And you don't want to cash in? -- Homer tries to take the moral high ground when none of his coworkers wants to donate blood to save Mr....
• Burns: Oh, top of the morning to ye! Why, look who's here!
  It's ... good old... You! Man: Hi, Mr. Burns....
• Burns: Who are you? Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him.
  Give him a fake name. [aloud] Homer Simpson....