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• A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
  -- William Faulkne...
• Engineers think that equations approximate the real world.
  .. Scientists think that the real world approximates equations....
• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
• Real programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was invented for pansy bed-wetters who are unable to think big.
• We think as we do, mainly because other people think so. -- Samuel Butle
• Jargon Coiner (#12) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * IPO (I've Patented the Obvious): Acquiring patents on trivial things and then hitting other companies over the head with them....
• I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Invertebrate Punster--Spinelessly unable to resist a pun--So slug me!