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• Homer: {[ringing doorbell] Sugar man! [eats some from the bag]} Skinne
  {Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield.
  Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One" on fingers] one man....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Death is just around the next door.
• Cunning and treachery are the offspring of incapacity. -- La Rochefoucauld
• Talent does what it can, genius does what it must, I do what I'm paid to do.