Homer: {[ringing doorbell] Sugar man! [eats some from the bag]}
Skinner: {Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea.
[Skinner's mother calls] What's that mother? ...I'm just
talking to the sugar man! ...Mother, I'm a big boy, I can do
as I wish!
[to Homer] Excuse me. [slams door]
[opens door] Thanks a lot, Simpson, now I'm grounded!}
-- Perils of living with your parents, "Lisa's Rival"
Skinner: {Door-to-door sugar? [chuckles] What a marvelous idea.
[Skinner's mother calls] What's that mother? ...I'm just
talking to the sugar man! ...Mother, I'm a big boy, I can do
as I wish!
[to Homer] Excuse me. [slams door]
[opens door] Thanks a lot, Simpson, now I'm grounded!}
-- Perils of living with your parents, "Lisa's Rival"
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- he doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
[Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.... - Bart answers the door]}
Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
} Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr.... - Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
-- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little.... - Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield.
Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One" on fingers] one man.... - Chalmers: I must say I've had a lovely evening, Agnes.
I don't suppose I could come in for a cup of.... - Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet.... - Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
