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• A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket.
  How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....
• Not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Hey, gimme five dollars!" "Kid, does the name Bernhard Goetz mean anything to you?
  -- From "The America...
• Never name your kid 'Void'; he'll never be able to get his checks cashed.
• Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.
  [sits back to reveal a miniature doppelganger] Kid...
• How can a kid 10 years old find a dope pusher and the FBI can't? -- Red Skelto
• I'll be a kid until I'm over eighty years old. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
  -- Old Testament -- Isaiah xi, 6...