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In The Name Of The Old Man, The Kid, And The Spook, Amen.
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In the Name of The Old Man, The Kid, and The Spook, Amen.
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A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket.
How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....
Not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
Hey, gimme five dollars!" "Kid, does the name Bernhard Goetz mean anything to you?
-- From "The America...
Never name your kid 'Void'; he'll never be able to get his checks cashed.
Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.
[sits back to reveal a miniature doppelganger] Kid...
How can a kid 10 years old find a dope pusher and the FBI can't? -- Red Skelto
I'll be a kid until I'm over eighty years old. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
-- Old Testament -- Isaiah xi, 6...