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• The bigger they are, the faster I run. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I grew up Catholic. Then I grew up. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I collect opinions like ships collect barnacles. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I didn't mean to do that on purpose. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I gave up believing in God for Lent. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I like mixing leisure with pleasure. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• When something is wrong with the river, I will not blame the rock.
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• I can't say 'I love you' in less than a minute. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I have an awesome sex drive--problem is, I can't get out of park!
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