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• Chuck: {Can I touch it?} Dad: {I've worked too long and hard on this for you to screw it up now.
  } Chuck: {But it's got my name on it.} Dad: {Just stand over there!...
• Little kids are tough. I saw a little kid, I gave him an orange.
  His mother said, "What do you say to the man?" The kid looked at me and said, "Peel it....
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• My boy is mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias.
  Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back....
• Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
  Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid....
• Marge: Lisa, why don't you come sing for us? Lisa
  [marching and singing] You're a grand old flag... Kirk...
• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• Milhouse: Oh my gosh! Look: the fire hydrants here are yellow.
  Nelson: This place is starting to freak me out....