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• Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together.
  I come again. Two asses, they come together again....
• A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties.
  He should insult her in the privacy of the home. -- James Thurbe...
• A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
  To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy....
• Garbagemen come once a week.
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar.
  "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been she said she'd spent the night with her sister Shirley....
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...