In high school my parents told me I ran with the wrong crowd. I was a
loner.
-- Jeff Shaw
loner.
-- Jeff Shaw
Related:
- Breast feeding is popular now. It wasn't when I was growing up.
In high school, my mom caught me with an inflatable... - I was perfect-
and then my parents got hold of me... - I think the reason my parents didn't like me is I was not a good-looking
kid.
My whole family was embarrassed, they didn't want me... - I went sightseeing in Windsor, Canada. As I was leaving,
they asked me if I had anything to declare. I said... - My grandfather told me that there are no free rides in this world.
This is why I do not take federal grants of funding... - I was a war baby.
My parents took a look at me and started fighting... - I read in Cosmo that women like to have whipped cream sprayed over their
breasts.
Unfortunately, my girlfriend has silicone implants... - When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. Whenever she was in a good
mood,
it turned blue. Whenever she was in a bad mood, it... - Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that
Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher,
Mrs. -- what's her name? Marge: Krabappel...
