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  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I can live for two months on a good compliment. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have got so much more of it.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle.
  Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• And since, I never dare to write As funny as I can.
  -- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) -- The Height of the Ridiculou...
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• What is the chief end of man?--to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must. -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...