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• Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• I can live for two months on a good compliment. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle.
  Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city.
  I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop....
• I am quite sure that (bar one) I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices.
  Indeed I know it. I can stand any society. all that I care to know is that a man is a human being - that is enough for me...