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• Was that your Girlfriend I saw in the GIF?
• I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
• You may be redneck... if your wife has a spit cup by her ironing board.
• Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.
  There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior....
• A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal.
  There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour....
• You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
• Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If your can't start the next day fresh, get rid of your wife.
• Bo knows your girlfriend!
• So's your girlfriend, @$$#0[&!