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• I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
  -- Sign in office...
• If you smoke after sex, you need lubricant.
• I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
• I always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace...
• I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!
• People want to take sex education out of the schools.
  They believe sex education causes promiscuity--if you have the knowledge, you use it....
• Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!
• I have two rules about smoking. The first is that I never smoke while I'm sleeping.
  The second is that I never smoke more than one cigar at a time. -- Mark Twai...
• I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal