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• Have you read the Penguin Book of Quotations. (I never realised penguins had that much to say.)
• I was doing fine until I realised it was EBCDIC.
• Then quite suddenly, I realised life was hilarious!
• Sorry. I don't "do" Fortran.
• I went out bicycling one afternoon, and suddenly, as I was riding along a country road, I realised that I no longer loved Alys.
• Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
  To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
• You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?
• Guard: Clear the way, clear the way! Performer coming through.
  Marge: This is so exciting. Last time I got to go backstage was when Bart ripped his pants at the Christmas play....
• This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
  And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway....