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• Chamberlain's Laws: 1: The big guys always win. 2: Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
• In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
  -- Jeffery F. Chamberlai...
• Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes just like chicken, it tastes just like chicken!
  ' If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?? -- Bob Goldthwai...
• Man's best friend tastes surprisingly like chicken. -- Northern Expose
• The big guys always win. -- Jeffrey F. Chamberlai
• An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.
• An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
• Giant Space Hamsters: Tastes great. Less filling.
• Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling.