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• Why do you think they call it "find"?
• You know why there are so few sophisticated computer terrorists in the United States?
  Because your hackers have so much mobility into the establishment....
• A novice asked the master: "I perceive that one computer company is much larger than all others.
  It towers above its competition like a giant among dwarfs....
• When asked why he parted with his wife, Caesar replied, "I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Caesa...
• In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
  What are you doing?", asked Minsky. "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe....
• In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
  What are you doing?", asked Minsky. "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe....
• Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators?
  They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door....
• After one week [visiting Austria] I couldn't wait to go back to the United States.
  Everything was much more pleasant in the United States, because of the mentality of being open-minded, always positive....
• How do you pronounce my name? With reverence.