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  Yes, it's true, the menu was personally approved by my secretary....
• Hugh: "Why are you here?" Picard: "This is a primitive culture.
  I am here to facilitate its incorporation. Identify yourself....
• A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
  -- Ivern Ball, "Modern Secretary...
• Jacek, a Polish schoolboy, is told by his teacher that he has been chosen to carry the Polish flag in the May Day parade.
  "Why me?" whines the boy. "Three years ago I carried the flag when Brezhnev was the Secretary...
• Basic Law of Befuddlement and Football: The best defense is a good offense.
• I guess you'll have to ask the details to the management, I am here.
  The Governor and I are announcing this today. It was just signed off on by the Secretary of Defense as something that we have been monitoring, and the Governor obviously has been very involved in this....
• Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit.
  As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States....
• This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management personal to various situations.
  You are making a sales presentation to a group of corporate executives in the plushest office you've ever seen....