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• You may be right, I may be crazy, But maybe it's a lunatic you're looking for? -- Billy Joel
• The piano sounds like a carnival. The microphone smells like a beer.
  They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say "Man, what are you doing here?...
• You should hardly ever equivocate.
• A lot of software developers are seduced by the old "80/20" rule.
  It seems to make a lot of sense: 80% of the people use 20% of the features....
• Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
  Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini. Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo?...
• Haven't you ever heard of a joke?
• Have you ever heard of SEMA? It's a fairly esoteric system for measuring how good a software team is.
  No, wait! Don't follow that link! It will take you about six years just to understand that stuff....