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• Sex is what women have and men want.
• Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
  But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women....
• I listen to feminists and all these radical gals -- most of them are failures.
  They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom....
• Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.
  -- Willis R. Whitney...
• Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Real men don't need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
• Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.