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• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
• Please don't feed the animals!
• Home is where I feed my cat.
• If I had two loaves of bread, I would sell one and buy hyacinths, for they would feed my soul.
  -- The Kora...
• My nephew wants to be an abstract artist, so I got him a paint-by- irrational-number kit.
• My husband says I feed him like he's a god; every meal is a burnt offering. -- Rhonda Hansome
• I was asked if I would feed my neighbor's dog while they went on vacation.
  Innocently enough I said I would do it. I had no idea that cats were so darned hard to catch....
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• If you were my husband, I would feed you poison. If you were my wife, madam, I would take it!
  -- Lady Astor and William Churchill...