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• Lifting her skirt, she revealed her treasure. The mother lode.
  Pretty, I thought, but is it art? -- Edward Abbey...
• I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!
• Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
  ...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
• I saw Eternity the other night, Like a great ring of pure and endless light, All calm, as it was brigh
  And round beneath it, Time, in hours, days, years, Driv'n by the spheres Like a vast shadow moved, in which the world And all her train were hurled....
• I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
• But then I saw her face, now I'm a believer. -- The Monkey
• Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving.
• The sky was dark, the moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was sof
  her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft, her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast I remember my fear, my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once - the white stuff came At last it's finished, it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow....
• Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she knows, When I resemble her to thee, How sweet and fair she seems to be.
  -- Edmund Waller (1605-1687) -- Go, Lovely Rose...