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• Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
  and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
• Susan Sontag: What she really wanted, throughout her career, was to grow up to be a Frenchman.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• My Aunt Ida at age eighty-three: "Yeah," she said, "I'll be dead pretty soon.
  And frankly, I don't give a damn." -- Edward Abbey...
• What do you give a man who has everything? the pretty teenager asked her mother.
  Encouragement, dear, she replied....
• What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager asked her mother.
  "Encouragement, dear," she replied....
• I knew I would like her when I saw how her backside moved under her red satin skirt.
• She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.